Bitching about “Old” Again
On WeChat today, someone tickled me and then apologized. They explained they were carrying on two chats at a ttime and they sent the tickle to the wrong chat. “Sorry, I’m old,” they said. I said, “I bet not as old as I am.” The coward didn’t respond with his age. Yeah, Millennials, tell me…
Hong Kong Trip Diary Part 4
January 2, 2026 Excellent vacation; excellent food. God, wish I could live in Hong Kong. Ah well, at least I got to visit. Met a very nice young lady at Lily Bookstore. So nice to meet people who have gone through the same crap as I have. Nice and warm there too, and today was…
Hong Kong Trip Diary Part Three
January 1, 2026 Another good day. I bought Drakkar Noir, my Bushman bread, then I went to see that apartment complex catch fire. Scary. When the wind is right, you can smell the burning smell. Found some roast turkey slices at M & S and THIS is what I want and need. It was delicious.…
Hong Kong Diary, Part Two
December 31, 2025 Had a great day. Found Lily Bookshop and got four books. Bought Crazy Rich Asians and it’s really good. Found a great fish and chips shop called Fish and Chick. Third one was the charm as Hooked and Whitebeard were both closed. Met a really nice girl at the bookstore. We really…
Hong Kong Trip Diary Part 1
December 30, 2025 Back in Hong Kong! Walked for HOURS tonight. Found a bunch of thrift clothing stores, but nothing I really, really wanted. I am worried about my kidneys. But what’s done is done, I guess. Neck and back hurts. Seems like it came on quite suddenly. Outback was great. So. Much. Food! And…
WD 40 (Or similar) To the Rescue!
After not having gone anywhere for several days (except for walks) I decided I needed to get out. So I went to Ikea and got a couple of bargains. I’m still putting together cheap shelving for my pad, and thought if I could get some small, sturdy shelves, I’d have even more room for my…
Being Lazy…
However, I did submit to three publishers today. Yes, I’ve written a novel. Two, actually. But that doesn’t mean I won’t consider having an agent, if anyone wants to represent me…
Why Does Sexuality Matter?
Reading this might piss you off. That’s the only trigger warning you get. For several years, I’ve wondered why sexuality matters so much. Gay, straight, bi, trans, non-binary… honestly UGH. UGH. I guess I’m wondering, “who gives a shit?” Seriously, WHO GIVES A SHIT? Sexuality, like your bowel movement habits, should be private. Honestly, I…
I’ve Grown Accustomed to Shake Shack…
And that’s where I went for dinner tonight. I usually order my hamburger plain, with just onion, but you’d be surprised how that simple request gets screwed up. It happened tonight. First, it was a burger with the works. I explained what I wanted. Round two was a burger with onion, cheese, and whatever sauce…
Happy Lunar New Year!
Yes, I went to see the fireworks, since the display in Hong Kong was canceled out of respect for the Wang Po fire victims.
Happy Chinese New Year!
Things are gearing up for the new year! I hope I can go see the fireworks. Strange as it may seem, I never seem to know EXACTLY when Chinese New Year is. Depending on people’s schedules, some people disappear for a full week or two before the actual new year. But I guess the fireworks…
Wipeout!
You know when you go to the bathroom for number 2 and you sit there and you do a wipe and absolutely nothing is on the toilet paper? Well, today, number two exploded out of me and I sat there for five minutes and went through several paper towels (out of toilet tissue) and it…
Sex and the City Boyfriends, Continued and THE END!
So yeah, compared with the dreck I normally attract, the ladies’ dates seem like dream men who have small flaws. And please—you can’t tell me a big dick is all of what women want. I personally think the sexiest part of a guy is his brain. But what do I know?
Sex and the City Boyfriends, Continued! 2-12-26
Late to the party? Check out the beginning here: https://nowaylaowai.home.blog/2026/01/31/this-is-for-the-sex-and-the-city-fans-were-talking-satc-boyfriends/ Want to shout out to my new subscriber! My numbers continue to go up! But Carrie isn’t happy and the girls find out and Big arrives right after Petrovsky accidentally hits her. Big and Carrie make up and they go on to get married. My…
More Sex and the City Boyfriends, and Carrie’s Never Ending Complaints
Late to the party? It starts here: https://nowaylaowai.home.blog/2026/01/31/this-is-for-the-sex-and-the-city-fans-were-talking-satc-boyfriends/ But could ANYTHING/ANYBODY satisfy Carrie? I’m thinking no. She bitches at Big for his crappy dating behavior, yet does the same thing to Aidan. Bitches at Petrovsky for being “too romantic” instead of just romantic enough. Bitch, he BOUGHT that pink dress for you. That wasn’t enough?…
More Sex and the City Boyfriends, Plus the REAL Reason You Hate Berger So Much
I think the reason people hated Berger so much is that he and Carrie were so much alike. Slightly kooky, self-deprecating, insecure, both writers, insecure, spent money on stupid stuff (overpriced clothes for her, motorcycles for him), and did I mention INSECURE? Carrie DID buy him a nice shirt (which Berger looked delicious in) but…
Sex and the City Boyfriends, More on Berger and an analysis tomorrow
Late to the party? See where it all began! https://nowaylaowai.home.blog/2026/01/31/this-is-for-the-sex-and-the-city-fans-were-talking-satc-boyfriends/ Berger was insecure, but not as much as Carrie. Carrie laughed at him because one of the characters in his book was wearing a scrunchie. Carrie said NO NYC WOMAN would be caught dead wearing a scrunchie, and proved it when they saw a woman…
Sex and the City Boyfriends, Continued!
Late to the party? This is where it all begins! https://nowaylaowai.home.blog/2026/01/31/this-is-for-the-sex-and-the-city-fans-were-talking-satc-boyfriends/ One of her last relationships is with writer Jack Berger, who has been unofficially crowned CARRIE’S WORST BOYFRIEND EVER. All because he broke up with her on a Post It note. I find this crappy behavior, but consider this: Berger NEVER hit Carrie. Yes,…
Sex and the City Boyfriends, Continued!
Late to the party? Start here:https://nowaylaowai.home.blog/2026/01/31/this-is-for-the-sex-and-the-city-fans-were-talking-satc-boyfriends/ Aidan was stupid to come back not once, but TWICE. He allowed Big to come up and complain about his woman, getting so drunk he was forced to stay overnight. Aidan should have thrown them both out into the rain. I mean, Big DID say he could get his…
Sex and the City Boyfriends, Continued!
Late to the party? See where it all began! https://nowaylaowai.home.blog/2026/01/31/this-is-for-the-sex-and-the-city-fans-were-talking-satc-boyfriends/ Carrie went out with some interesting types. She fucked up big time with that super normal guy, then had to start rooting around in his “secret box” while he was out playing basketball. Big floated in and out while she took her time with certain…
Sex and the City Boyfriends! (Samantha’s Turn)
With Samantha, we heard about “funky spunk” guy, but she was a serial dater, so it didn’t much matter who she got with. I remember the woman artist she was with and the guy with a small dick, but that’s about it. Oh, Richard, and of course Smith. I thought Richard was a dick, and…
Sex and the City Boyfriends, Continued!
See where it all began: https://nowaylaowai.home.blog/2026/01/31/this-is-for-the-sex-and-the-city-fans-were-talking-satc-boyfriends/ Previous post here: https://nowaylaowai.home.blog/2026/02/01/sex-and-the-city-boyfriends-continued/ Charlotte, the wholesome, seemingly innocent sorority girl, got a serving of “Dirty Talk Guy” and the “White Knight” who left a trail of recently slugged men in his wake. She was probably the most likely to die at the hands of a serial killer. But…
Sex and the City Boyfriends, Continued!
Late to the party? Read the post below to get started! Remember Miranda’s “Catholic Guy”? Her beef was that he always showered after sex. That’s bad? My one and only boyfriend stood in front of me once and asked me if I smelled bad. I smelled him and told him he seemed okay, but I…
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