Thursday’s Money Menu 9 7 23

Mexican. Nearly $29 spent on Mexican food.

Some of it was spent riding the subway. But at only $1.50 round trip, it’s not so bad.

And I wish I wouldn’t do this. I had food at home. I could have had bacon and eggs and toast for supper tonight.

But every last bite of it was delicious.

Quick! Call the Fashion Police!

I wore a pair of pants today I bought a while back. I can’t remember when. But it made me think about clothes. I think I have too many. And I see clothes in the stores that look pretty good. I saw a beautiful dress the other day that I think would look good on me.

But I didn’t bother trying it on. At 849 kuai, it’s easily over $100. And I just can’t spend that much on a single item. What I really need are some decent shoes that go with the majority of my outfits. I have black flats that I repaired, because I tend to wear my heels out at the outer edge. The heels are fixed, but the rest of the shoe is so far over the edge, that the lower “wall” of the shoe is flush with the ground. I wore them today. They were a bit tight, and in looking at my reflection in the subway safety glass, it looks like I was standing on the outer edge of my feet. The shoes are so far gone, I know I can’t fix this.

Not Ready for Sneaking Around

They were only $21 or so, so what do I expect?

I think I might take my Havaiana sandals with me, so I can change. I don’t want to spend the money for shoes right now, when I don’t have any money coming in.

I could wear my Puma running shoes, but somehow they smack of “little old lady in her sneakers” vibe. Especially with some of the outfits I have. Running shoes just don’t look right.

I can’t afford much, but I’m hanging on to my pride with my impoverished fingers.

Wednesday’s Money Menu 9 6 23

Well.

Spent today, but it was nothing like a nice handbag. Melatonin, and eggs, and grape juice (I hope) and Didi rides and Burger King. $37.52

Not terrible, but it made me think. No, I didn’t HAVE to eat at Burger King, but what are you going to do? I suppose when I get burger ingredients at home, I’ll stay at home and eat. But, until then…

And I could have left earlier and taken the bus to BK, then to my job.

Is it Grape Juice, or is it Ape Juice? Put my Glass Down, Flip it and Reverse it…

I got what I HOPE is grape juice, but it could be grape tea. Both stores were sold out of my favorite grape juice, so that was the day’s disappointment. I’ve already got bacon and bread, so a nice hearty breakfast sounded good to me. I still have fruit, too.

Sorry if food talk is boring to you, but there wasn’t much going on the rest of the day. It was raining off and on, because of the typhoon.

The Faucet in the Kitchen Goes Drip, Drip, Drip…

My kitchen faucet I thought I fixed isn’t fixed. Even if the water supply is turned on super-low, the faucet still drips despite having two washers dropped in. So I’m still turning the water supply off.

And speaking of which, I got the water bill today. I’m baffled as to what exactly I have to pay because it lists dates and amounts, and I can’t remember exactly when it dawned on me when the money was dripping down the drain. There’s wild amounts as well as modest amounts, but I guess I’ll find out when I pay. Or maybe I’ll run the translator app over the form and see what it says. It can’t NEARLY be as much as the last time I paid the bill. I think it rolls around every three months or so, but I can’t remember.

Guess I should start keeping track, huh?

Tuesday’s Money Menu 9 5 23

Days till payday: 71/42 (Depending on if I actually get paid in October).

IKYKYK!

Something the Chinese don’t tell you is everything you should know. They just tell you what they THINK you should know.

Like for example, I might have mentioned this before, but one of the “selling” points of one of my schools was that there was a subway station right outside my apartment building. They didn’t bother to tell me it was still under construction. A year and a half later, it’s still under construction. I’ve since learned to take the 907 up the street to Line 1, which gets me to the island for 75 cents.

Less Vacation, Mo’ Money?

Regular readers know I had my vacation cut short by taking on another class. When I asked if I’d get paid in October, since I was starting in September, I was told yes. Then I gave it some thought and realized there is a good possibility that I will get only a quarter of my salary, since I’m teaching only one class. Because I didn’t ask, “will I be paid my FULL salary?” I just said, “will I be paid?”

And no, if I have to teach this class the rest of the semester, along with my four other classes, I won’t be getting paid extra. I already know not to ask. A friend got slammed with 24 teaching hours this last spring. Technically (it’s in the contract) he was supposed to get more money. He asked, but didn’t get it. Instead, they didn’t renew his contract.

404 Error

My internet log in wasn’t working. I asked if I could come in before class to get it straightened out. Instead, I was told I could just ask IT to come in if I had problems during class.

Yes, I COULD do that if I were unprofessional. Because if I come in, try going online, and can’t do it, that means I’ll have to call IT. If I call IT, it might take them 15-20 minutes to fix it. If I’m just waiting around for them to fix it, I’m wasting time. If I waste time, they’ll see what’s happening (cameras in EVERY classroom) and ask me why I wasn’t doing anything. If that happens, I’ll get in trouble.

Alanis Has Left the Building

But I dodged that for another week. No class on account of the typhoon, so tonight I’m all warm and cozy in bed.

What was that class I’m supposed to take over? Intro to Logic.

Oh, the irony.

I didn’t spend any money today, by the way.

Monday’s Money Menu 9 4 23

Money spent today: $16.32

72 Days until payday, or 43? Who cares anymore? #foreverbroke

I felt like Burger King, so I braved the typhoon and went to IOI mall. I wanted to see Barbie again, but it wasn’t playing. So I decided to explore the grocery store in the basement. They have big box stores (located at the mall) but they aren’t exactly all-inclusive. Olé is where you go for the fancier western stuff, like pancake mix and maple syrup at around $14 a bottle. Or the European potato chips. And the more involved dairy, like a variety of cheeses.

The store I went to today (Glomy?) had a meat section that was labeled in Spanish, (of all things) Chinese and English, and had… drumroll please….

GRANNY SMITH APPLES.

Tart and sweet, just like the author.

Granny Smiiiiiiiiiiiith! Cue the Apple Pecan Chicken Salad!

At first glance, I wasn’t sure they were Granny Smiths. But they sure looked like the right size and color. I bought three, along with carrots, rice, green onion and some oranges and went home.

I just cut an apple a few minutes ago. Oh, glorious joy! Granny Smith, how I’ve missed you! The deliciously tart, but just sweet enough flavor made me realize how great these are. I don’t know if Wendy’s still has their apple pecan chicken salad (I just checked, they do) but it was my go-to when I lived in Fort Wayne. I loved the mixture of greens I’d never tasted before, with cranberries and blue cheese sprinkled all over it, with a crispy chicken patty sliced on top. I’d probably have to go to two stores if not more to replicate that dish.

Just Say No to Iceberg Lettuce

Chicken nuggets aren’t hard to find. But it’s the blue cheese that you won’t find at your neighborhood market, and you’re lucky if you find more than one variety of apple. And good luck finding the right greens. I’ve discovered frillice, the crispiest lettuce I’ve ever had in my life, but finding the Dole bagged salads here is a challenge. Wendy’s uses what looks like dandelion greens and red lettuce, and romaine. Their website says it’s spring mix and romaine. It’s gotten so I detest iceberg lettuce, the leaf I was raised on.

And Those Pecans…

And those pecans…oh my God. They are sweet and spicy at the same time. If Wendy’s sold bags of these, I’d load up on them if I lived in the U.S. I wouldn’t sprinkle them in with the salad, but I’d eat them with my fingers. I think they were honey roasted with cayenne pepper drizzled over them.

Anyway… I don’t know why it took me more than four years to finally find Granny Smith apples. China’s huge, and if apples require a cooler climate, China’s got cold weather. It doesn’t matter what time of the year I searched, I could never find Granny Smiths. Until now. But I may have to enjoy them while they last. They aren’t exactly China’s most popular apple.

Grocery Shopping? More Like Food Safari

But if I want red pepper powder. I know a nearby store where I can get it. I’ll have to go to Olé for the blue cheese. I have honey, so I can drench the pecans with them, then add the pepper, and put them in the oven for a while. Crispy chicken nuggets are available pretty much anywhere, and I’ll have to think about where to go for greens if I want a variety. To get everything you wanted at the grocery store would require hitting up three or four places. Just another reason to hate grocery shopping.

Please Refrigerate to Avoid Poisoning

And buying online can be tricky. If you’re at home all day, it’s one thing if you buy something that needs refrigeration. But you are taking your chances especially in the summer. They’ll pack the perishables in Styrofoam and add frozen cooling packs, but if you’re at work, the relentless summer heat means whatever you’ve purchased is probably room temperature (and has been for God knows how long) when you get home.

I’m glad I took a chance and popped into Glomy (?) to see what they had. Because you just never know.

Located in IOI Mall basement, Jimei, Xiamen.

Sunday’s Money Menu 9 3 23

Days to payday: Too fucking long at this point.

Down in the dumps a bit.

Sorry for not posting yesterday. My internet needed to be paid and when I noticed, China Unicom was already closed.

I DID, however, edit a new video. I just need to upload it to YouTube.

Spent $96.17 today. Internet and my Chinese phone and three bottles of regular Coke. (I know, I know.)

I knew all this stuff was coming due. But it puts me another ten days behind, so now I’m up to 30 days “without spending”, but it’s not going to happen. I need fresh fruit and veggies, so it’s probably going to eventually be 45 days without spending.

So much for $10 a day.

I didn’t need the Coke of course. But I needed the internet and cell phone.

Even if I spend $10 a day the next 45 days, I’ll have money left over. But will I be able to keep to that?

I’ll try to be as accountable as possible. As long as I don’t completely run out of money from this, I’ll have “won.” The original goal was to make $2300 last until mid-November. It looks like it will be closer to mid-October. But the way things are going, I wouldn’t be surprised if I get paid 1/4 of my salary in October. Because that’s how things are expressed here. At my old school, they said there was a subway just a block from my house. They neglected to mention the subway was still under construction. To get to the nearest subway station the quickest, I have to take a bus.

So yeah, I’ll get “paid” in mid-October, but how much will it be?

Today’s money saving tip: Put bottles of water in the freezer. When you go out, take a bottle with you so you’re not tempted to spend money on soda or bottled water while running errands. I do this a lot here because the heat is so unreal, but also because ice cold water is looked at as borderline poison. There’s nothing quite like being super-thirsty (dehydration, not lust) and having someone hand you a warm glass of water. Just one of the many charming things about China.

Friday’s Money Menu 9 1 23

76 days until payday? Or 47?

Today’s spending so far: $0.

Just got off the phone with a financial planner. The experience reminded me how hopeless it all really is.

I’ll keep going. But it’s depressingly hard.

And no, I’m not going to share any of it with you. First, you’re not going to understand. Second, you’re not going to understand, and third, you wouldn’t believe any of it.

Supposedly, payday will be coming sooner than later. But I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if I get 1/4 of what my salary normally is because I’m only teaching one class. Then, when my four other classes kick in starting in October, my salary will go back to “normal.”

No, I won’t get paid extra because I’m teaching an extra class. That’s not how it works.

I don’t dare say anything about it either. The last guy who spoke up about extra work and no extra pay no longer works here.

Happy Friday, y’all.

Wednesday’s Money Menu 8 30 23

Wednesday’s Money Menu

77 days until payday…or is it…

Ready, Set, GO!

Well.

Monday and Tuesday were a disaster. BUT—here’s the news I was telling you about.

I have the opportunity to take over a course, which means I’ll start in just a few days. I checked and I will get paid in October, as opposed to November.

This is one of several reasons that I love living in China. I always seem to land on my feet. I was worried about money. I need to stop worrying so much, because it stresses me out. However, it reminds me of my past. My brother played football in junior high. My mom was worried about him getting injured. She kept worrying, then wondered why she worried so much.

She stopped worrying. And my brother got injured.

That was the year both my brother and I had knee surgery. I don’t know why my parents didn’t go bankrupt. Maybe the insurance was good, maybe the hospital had a payment plan. I don’t know.

I guess I’ll keep worrying then, as stressful as it is.

As Frugal as I Wanna Be

But what was the damage from the past few days, including today? $232.15. I figured yesterday that it wiped out about three weeks of spending. So the next time I could spend is September 22, which would be 23 or 24 days before the newer payday. I don’t have enough fresh fruits and veggies to last that long. So…

Does this mean the experiment is over? Not necessarily. I can continue to keep track of my spending. It means the days in “debt” will be stretched out. I can continue to be as frugal as I wanna be.

But my spending the past few days sort of bothered me. It’s not like I went out and got a Prada bag. I loaded up on protein, which went into the freezer. I bought drain opener because I really needed it. I bought school supplies. I bought snacks. I celebrated starting work early with a Subway sandwich. And I had to pay the electric—paying it $5 a day wasn’t fast enough for State Grid.

It’s bittersweet. I was looking forward to another month of vacation, to doing a deep cleaning of my apartment, doing more craft projects, working on writing, and taking my time to get ready for my October class.

A Little Warning, Please?

But I don’t think it will be so bad. As one of the admins pointed out, I’d get my salary, but only be working one day a week for a month, since it’s a once a week class. If the other instructor gets the visa issues worked out, I’ll be back to my regular schedule in a month. So I’ll have plenty of time to prepare for the new class (I have six weeks done for my other class). I just wish I’d had more warning. I don’t have a textbook—they are still deciding on it, but I do have online access to it. I don’t have a class roster. I’m looking online to fill the gaps.

There’s a LOT more to this story, of course, but I can’t really talk about it.

Drain, OH!

I bought two bottles of drain opener. I underestimated the strength of it. I poured a third of a bottle down the kitchen sink, another third in the bathroom drain, and another third into the bathroom sink. I ran hot water in the bathroom sink and shower, but the kitchen pipe was overflowing onto the floor. That’s because the sink “pipe” (actually a plastic hose) fits into the main PVC pipe. I didn’t think about it when I dumped the stuff down. I should have taken the plastic hose out and poured the stuff into the PVC pipe. The fumes just about knocked me out and I was a bit panicked for a while. The bathroom sink and shower were fine, but when I tried to pour water into the kitchen sink, it kept overflowing down to the floor. And after a while, the pipe developed a hole. I haven’t pulled it out of the pipe yet, but I’m willing to bet the end of the pipe is melted.

Plastic Pipes? Why, just WHY?

But I was able to find a long-necked bottle and poured some water down the pipe, and it was going down. I couldn’t touch the hose because it was burning hot. I had to let the floor dry before I could even begin to wipe it up. I did a little wiping today, and spread some paper towels (one of yesterday’s purchases) over it to soak up the liquid. I found some gloves to put on because I got some of the drain opener on me, and it raised a slight blister. Thank goodness I didn’t get any of it splashed into my eyes.

These plastic hoses are pretty common here in China. I’ve been to public restrooms that have the same sort of setup. So if the sink pipe doesn’t fit firmly into the more “permanent” pipe, the sink pipe can sometimes pop out if the pipe backs up. This has happened to me several times over the summer.

I’m not sure how the floor is going to end up. At least it didn’t eat through the floor to downstairs. But it may be those floor tiles will have to be replaced. I’m not sure yet.

One thing I know for sure—spending the extra money on the drain opener I bought was worth the money.

Those Peanuts Bags Were So Fire!

And I did restrain myself last night. I saw some adorable Peanuts bags. I did the math, and each bag was less than $10. And they seemed like they were amazing quality. Canvas, sturdy, zipper tops. I absolutely loved them and I could have bought all five or six of them.

But I didn’t buy a single one. And I LOVE Peanuts merch.

When I leave, I’ve realized that I’ll either have to ship what I want home, or sell most of it. That’s why I haven’t done much with décor. And I still regret buying that couch that I hardly use. I spend most of my time in my room, because that’s where the a/c is. In the winter, that’s where the heat will be. There’s no central heating in homes in China. You have space heaters or those wall units. My living room has no a/c. It’s something I would have bought this summer, if I’d had a paid summer vacation.

But I didn’t.

Hell of a long post. Hope you enjoyed.

Guest Post by Robbie!

Update: I DID post yesterday, but I forgot to check the box that says, “stick on top of the blog.”

I asked my friend Robbie to write a guest post for my blog. He said he’s super busy, but to take something from his site. So here is something I found when I searched for “budgeting.” Robbie takes quotes from famous people and comments on them. The quotes are in bold, Robbie’s responses follow. Check out Robbie’s blog here: https://moneymusclesmind.wordpress.com/

“The difficulty lies, not in the new ideas, but in escaping from the old ones.” ~ John Maynard Keynes – Corporate Finance teaches the same old tired theories devised long before I was born, and I am not young.

“Capitalism is the extraordinary belief that the nastiest of men, for the nastiest of reasons, will somehow work for the benefit of us all.” ~ John Maynard Keynes – The problem is the ‘nasty’ capital owners use their ill-gotten wealth to buy the politicians which keeps out the pesky competition which impedes the beneficial work of Adam Smith’s Invisible Hand.

“When the facts change, I change my mind, What do you do, sir?” ~ John Maynard Keynes – Not being able to update your beliefs using evidence-based decision making holds a lot of us back in life.  We get stubborn, and get stuck in filter bubbles that harden our confirmation bias.  This happens in companies, as well.  Plenty of companies do things inefficiently for years or decades without taking a hard look.  Zero-based budgeting is one way to fight this inertia.

“Markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent.” ~ John Maynard Keynes – Be careful using borrowed money to fund investments in risky assets.  Plenty of people (and huge corporations) become forced sellers in bear markets when they should, instead, be opportunistic buyers.  Financial markets tend to go way further than most people expect in both directions, this is one reason they are so hard to predict.

“It is better to be roughly right than precisely wrong.” ~ John Maynard Keynes – Try to summarize the main ideas in any subject, especially how they connect to each other and to adjacent concepts.  Details do matter, but make sure you go wide first before drilling down deep.  Lift your head up and look around from time to time to make sure you aren’t missing the forest for the trees.

“Long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run we are all dead.” ~ John Maynard Keynes – Long run is tough because most things are measured in the short run.  For example, the POTUS runs for election or re-election every 4 years and giant public corporations release their earnings every quarter.  However, if you can somehow look ahead for 10 years or more, you can gain an enormous advantage in life.

“Practical men who believe themselves to be quite exempt from any intellectual influence, are usually the slaves of some defunct economist. Madmen in authority, who hear voices in the air, are distilling their frenzy from some academic scribbler of a few years back” ~ John Maynard Keynes – Ironically, 40% of all the US dollars in existence were printed in the last few years based on Keynes’s distant scribbles.

“The markets are moved by animal spirits, and not by reason.” ~ John Maynard Keynes – Compare the stock prices to the underlying earnings and you can see the madness of crowds at work in the spasmodic gyrations of price.

“Successful investing is anticipating the anticipations of others.” ~ John Maynard Keynes – Another reason why shorter-term investing is so hard.  Markets can, and often do, go up on bad news and down on good news because of this anticipation effect.

“Lenin is said to have declared that the best way to destroy the Capitalist System was to debauch the currency. By a continuing process of inflation, governments can confiscate, secretly and unobserved, an important part of the wealth of their citizens. By this method they not only confiscate, but they confiscate arbitrarily; and, while the process impoverishes many, it actually enriches some. The sight of this arbitrary rearrangement of riches strikes not only at security, but at confidence in the equity of the existing distribution of wealth.” ~ John Maynard Keynes – Inflation makes inequality worse because the rich own the assets which are able to keep up with inflation.  Most of the lower classes own nothing and are on relatively fixed incomes which are quietly decimated by the pernicious effects of constant increases in the prices of the necessities of life.

“When the final result is expected to be a compromise, it is often prudent to start from an extreme position.” ~ John Maynard Keynes – This is an old marketing trick.  Start with a crazy high sticker price, then make the customer feel like they are getting a deal when they pay half of that inflated amount.

“If you owe your bank a hundred pounds, you have a problem. But if you owe a million ( or a billion), it has.” ~ John Maynard Keynes – This reality kept Trump alive through several bankruptcies.

“Worldly wisdom teaches that it is better for reputation to fail conventionally than to succeed unconventionally.” ~ John Maynard Keynes – This is why (along with the basic math of diversification) most actively-managed mutual funds look a lot like high fee index funds.

“Experience shows that what happens (that matters) is always the thing against which one has not made provision in advance.” ~ John Maynard Keynes – Shanghai completely shutting down for two months is the latest relevant example of this Black Swan effect.

“It is a good thing to make mistakes so long as you’re found out quickly.” ~ John Maynard Keynes – Hopefully you can ‘find out’ most of your own mistakes and make course corrections before it is too late and you have to start over at Square 1.

“The day is not far off when the economic problem will take the back seat where it belongs, and the arena of the heart and the head will be occupied or reoccupied, by our real problems – the problems of life and of human relations, of creation and behavior and religion.” ~ John Maynard Keynes – Sadly, he was dead wrong here…money-getting is still the main game in 2022.

“An investor who proposes to ignore near-term market fluctuations needs greater resources (cash) for safety (and to greedily scoop up future bargains when others are fearful) and must not operate on so large a scale, if at all, with borrowed money.” ~ John Maynard Keynes – Ladies, liquor and leverage – the three most dangerous and costly L’s I know of.

“We will not have any more crashes in our time.” ~ John Maynard Keynes – Said by a world-famous economist almost a hundred years ago, another bit of evidence that predicting the future is damn hard.

See you tomorrow with some… news!

Monday Money Menu 8 28 23

79 Days until payday

Shocking News!

Got an electricity shut-off notice today, so I ponied up some cash. I had a 44 cent positive carryover (I think) which was obliterated by the $60.90 I shelled out today. So I wasn’t kidding about the next week being rough. Oh well.

Bet you can’t eat just one…

Today I experimented with making potato chips. There’s a reason why I shell out for Lay’s Classic. They. Are. Good. Chips. I used my mandolin for the first time today, and sliced up a potato. I also used my cooking thermometer, and it was hard to keep the temp at 365F. Still, I thought the temp should be even higher. I ended up with some browner chips than I wanted them to be. But I ate them anyway, even the soggy ones. When you’re a member of the CCP*, and love potatoes anyway, there was no chance of not eating each one I cooked.

Quality control WAS attempted…but…
I had trouble keeping the oil at 365 Fahrenheit.
I still ate them though. ALL OF THEM.

Killing Trees One Textbook at a Time…

I spent most of the day working on stuff for work. It went a bit quicker this time, because I printed out the textbook. E-books are okay and everything, but I was flipping back and forth, back and forth, and it was time wasting. With a hard copy, I could look at the next chapter and focus on what I wanted.

Butt Hurt? No, a Hurt Butt!

My butt hurt from sitting for hours, so I went for a walk and checked out the neigborhood. There are lots of interesting little stores, and I found ground red pepper in one. That ingredient had been elusive for a while. But I know where to get it now. I’ll continue to use my chili powder until it runs out.

Urine Luck!

More plants have sprouted too. I swear, some shot up an inch overnight because I don’t remember seeing them the previous day. The power of the PEE!

The quick guide/recipe here. Good luck. You’ll need it.

*Certified Chip Party. I ain’t no commie!